Top 5 Most DANGEROUS Places to Visit in Portlnad

look y'all ik porltand oregon is a chill vibe but even it has special part sthat get down and dirty in the 503 and it's important to stay good in the hood. Here are the top 5 places you DON'T wanna visit in Portland...

Youll notice most these places on the southwest side cuz eb kno how the SW get down its ghetto asf no joke you could lose yo life.

Honourable mention: the moda center. watching the trailblazers will make you want to kill yourself.

5) ALL OF DOWNTOWN PORTLAND

DONT GO DONWTWN THEY FINNA BREAK YOUR CAR WINDOWS AND THE HOMELESS PPL WILL LOOK AT YOU WIERD AVOID THIS PLACE AT ALL COSTS THEYRE COMING FORYOU YES YOU
1005 W Burnside St, Portland, OR 97209

4) Papa John's

All that gluten and processed unhealthy shi so dangerous you gon die by like 40. I watched a bunch of 9th graders rip the door off of the hillsdale location one time.

6372 SW Capitol Hwy, Portland, OR 97239

3) SE 82nd Ave

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SE 82nd Ave, Portland, OR 

2) Rainbow city

the music is hard and the place got shot up like 40 mins after we left 

301 NW 4th Ave, Portland, OR 97209

1) assad's hood

if you go here you gotta get checked in by notorious gang leader ebk assad. he's known to ride around in an unmarked SUV-type vehicle with his goons and theyll pull up on you and tax you for your mcdonalds . These guys are so hard dont come to his hood yall. please head my warning he dont play he said hes had enough of you goofies and internet bangers. they also got beef with the russians.

here's a collage of ebk assad defeating his opps in combat

4420 SW Alfred St Portland, Oregon 97219