do yall still use myspace?

  

i like ayton n all but dis nigga might be retarded

@zionwilliamson wtw??

clothes

 tf is beginner clothes niggas been playing too much fuckin cod there's not fuckin levels and xp challenges for clothes 

it's just clothes bro

kid want me to be dressed like fuckin megatron or sum

Phil knight almost bought the trailblazers

 But then he remembered they’re shit and changed his mind

just cuz you got fucked over don't mean its over cuz its jus a setback.

 Temporary setbacks dont call for permanent solutions like giving up or killing yourself 

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Grocery Trends in the PDX... What's next?? Is safeway the next big thing?

 Is safeway the next big thing? no. But it might be. With the sad downfall of the alebrtsons on shattuck because it's shit, safeway and fred meyer are looking like the next big things thqt might go up there and compete with new seasons.  I hate fat people. What do yall think??

Twin szn 4ever: A second review

 A review from our journalist James st john who listened to 1 song and then half of 2 songs.

It's ass and they needa change their name I could play this for any black person i know nd they would say its shit

TWIN SZN 4EVER: A Review

            Rapidly growing underground artists Ultrasmith and SoC, formely known as Dtd have released their long-anticipated album, expected to be their masterpiece. One of our What's Next PDX journalists got an exclusive listen to the album before its release. This album was 7 months in the making, that's right seven mothns.Here's a full review for TWN SZN 4EVER:

1. Action- Soc assured me the intro sound better with headphones and that the mixing is fine. Shoutout Amanda for letting everybody in,

2. Stack the Bread-  the beat is west coast and a 10/10, the chorus is generic and fits good. Both SoC and Ultrasmith started jumping up and down at the song's peak and then Ultrasmith started hitting the robot, both went crazy. Ultrasmith was the strongest with his flow. The track is a lil hard but in a balanced way , overall they used every piece of the beat didn’t waste anything

3. IN THEY DM'S- Didnt know these niggas could even do west coast beats but they fill the ambience which often lacks in current west coast tracks. Sock was the dominant player on dis song with his tone and it sounded natural

Ts4l phone call shit can already tell this boutta be a Ultrasmith typa song nvm this an interlude. 

I was later informed that this was part of IN THEY DM'S

4.   3-12-25 -  they keep saying sup to each other like they performing Onna stage, beat is crazy again, they missed the beats potential tho. keisha 

5. Pop 1 - Very hard yaaaaaa pop one pop one . fun easy to follow, beat is great possible revolutionary for trap and asap rocky needs to drop or die (unrelated ). The beginning of SoC's verses misled me to thinkin the song was abt to be weak

6. Serenade Freestyle - hard detroit vibe. The mixing is class. fun lyrics 9/10 song less than a minute in, stomp to this when you bump it, 310babii typa beat lowkey but not the old 310babii 

7. Chainsmokin' -  utilised this beat to best extent ultra started sweating, soc is notably strong on this song . Dude! This goes crazy

8. Chopped Cheese - Unique and creative beat + flow from Ultrasmith is great. The first half of the song never felt empty. SoC's half used  the full extent of the beat especially, both performed crazy on this track.

9. Arrogance/Ignorance - some white ppl and whitewashed black ppl would go rabid for this song, good shift in theme, song would holdup for another generation guaranteed.

10. The Fire - these niggas just started sittin down cuz apparently it’s so fire they standing up now, this some rock shit. nvm the beat dropped, Sock was hitting them notes. , you’d hear this on 102.9, the  beat is wild,  SoC is sweating now. They accidently overhyped it icl but still good

11. Twinerlude -  The plane trip to Cabo werent all that itneresting as they claim

12. CABO - SoC turned into a Latino nigga on this 

13. The Fire 2 - Edges near the line of pop or pop rock or sum shit .ultra smith might’ve carried this one

14. Credits-   very creative way to end rhe album i shed a tear

This gotta go on all platforms. You can listen to the album for yourself with this. I lost $140 today. link: https://www.bandlab.com/ts4l_444/albums/1551aec1-07a0-ef11-8474-000d3a930a0a

 

 Name name 

 

Nike pass

 nike pass

the sequel

don't stress abt things outta your control

     cuz there will be an outcome with or without you worrying abt it so it's better not to worry abt it so you re not overhwlemd and mentally drained

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11th pick we ain’t getting shit from the draft

 

FUCK Dallas and FUCK Boston

Cheesecake and Factory Burger Review

 My lips are just like super chapped tho

No way you’re not a slut to the burger 

This might be the best burger I’ve ever had holy shit 

Get a shake with it 

I feel so satisfied I feel like an animal 

why dying is good

  without death life is invaluable

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Top 5 Most DANGEROUS Places to Visit in Portlnad

look y'all ik porltand oregon is a chill vibe but even it has special part sthat get down and dirty in the 503 and it's important to stay good in the hood. Here are the top 5 places you DON'T wanna visit in Portland...

Youll notice most these places on the southwest side cuz eb kno how the SW get down its ghetto asf no joke you could lose yo life.

Honourable mention: the moda center. watching the trailblazers will make you want to kill yourself.

5) ALL OF DOWNTOWN PORTLAND

DONT GO DONWTWN THEY FINNA BREAK YOUR CAR WINDOWS AND THE HOMELESS PPL WILL LOOK AT YOU WIERD AVOID THIS PLACE AT ALL COSTS THEYRE COMING FORYOU YES YOU
1005 W Burnside St, Portland, OR 97209

4) Papa John's

All that gluten and processed unhealthy shi so dangerous you gon die by like 40. I watched a bunch of 9th graders rip the door off of the hillsdale location one time.

6372 SW Capitol Hwy, Portland, OR 97239

3) SE 82nd Ave

iykyk

SE 82nd Ave, Portland, OR 

2) Rainbow city

the music is hard and the place got shot up like 40 mins after we left 

301 NW 4th Ave, Portland, OR 97209

1) assad's hood

if you go here you gotta get checked in by notorious gang leader ebk assad. he's known to ride around in an unmarked SUV-type vehicle with his goons and theyll pull up on you and tax you for your mcdonalds . These guys are so hard dont come to his hood yall. please head my warning he dont play he said hes had enough of you goofies and internet bangers. they also got beef with the russians.

here's a collage of ebk assad defeating his opps in combat

4420 SW Alfred St Portland, Oregon 97219

I’m a slut to the burger

Welcome to mental health with portland

 welcome to mental health with Portland a new segment dedicated to promoting metnal health in the city.On our first episode: Art. Art is a made thing that makes you feel. Think of 1 each piece of art that makes you happy, sad, and angry. this can be architecture, a book, painting, drawing, song/album, film/tv or sculpture. Explain to yourself why they make you feel this way. This is good for your cognitive ability

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jus jokes tho right scoot

jus jokes tho right scoot

 

Cmooon guys dont be lame yk the rules 🙄🙄🙄dont be lame🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

                                                         literally just chill and smoke guys 

Shoutout #ripcity trailblazers for doing everything wrong

just a quick throwback to the blazers last game of the season. it really shows how the trailblazers can't even lose a game right. niggas fucked us over for the nba draft by winning that game cuz it moved the blazers up in the standings fucking over the chances of getting a good pick. Comes to show that the only time all season that the blazers losing a game would be beneficial they ended up to winning. against the lakers of all teams. 

like yea the blazers aint getting shit for the draft but its all white boys anyway #inmywhiteboyphase

click this link for the shitty highlights brought to you by the NBA:

 LAKERS at TRAIL BLAZERS | FULL GAME HIGHLIGHTS | April 13, 2025

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: ALBERTSONS ON SHATTUCK IS CLOSING PERMANENTLY 🥳 🥳 🥳

 my prayers have been answered everybody there finna be unemployed tho

According to our inside scoop the property owner increased the leasing price and now its too expensive to have an albertsons next to a fucking highway. President donald j trump has failed to keep his promises and has failed the albertsons on shattuck by not keeping it open. 

who will cindy, josh, donel, and debra all vote for now?? was this the work of tariffs and the housing crisis??? or is it the fact they got 3 courtesy clerks named jalen??

the albertsons on shattuck was recently featured in our blog as the 4th best place to visit in protland so make sure to go there while you still got the chance and make sure to look for the most specific complicated and scarce item the store has to offer and then walk around aimlessly in the wrong isle until you see a courtesy clerk clearly doing another job and bother them for 10 minutes about this item the store didnt even know they had. 

if you see a 5'7  lightskin courtesy clerk with glasses make sure to go and ask him while he's sweeping cuz he fs knows and loves helping the sons of albert 👍

guys be honest please am i chopped or nah

frl tho yall am i chopped

  

but seriously who want me

I’m hard as FUCK when I’m high don’t even lie

anybody need 💨????

yall fw a whiteboy?

 but like a spicy one or nah

 yall failed my nigga daedae now he gotta go on two mans with tray in corvallis with wasian hoes

UPDATE ON THE FUNDRAISER❗️YALL NIGGAS FAILED DAEVON

why didn’t yall give him money now he gotta go to osu 

“You broke fucks”-daevon

opening the u of o 2029 instagram

 is like opening a box of crackers